can you sing with all the voices of the mountain? can you paint with al the colors of the windddd
wasted?
im pocohantasssss
I found my crush's facebook page. And his wife's. Apparently they are still in love. Of all the people to have happy marriages! Fuck, I'm depressed.
i am pregamming alone in my car. scale of 1-10 how alcoholic is that
im pretty sure thats an 11
It's refreshing to see you in something that is stained with something other than vomit and spilled alcohol.
4pm on a Sunday....roomate fucking like a wildabeast while I have a organic chemistry study group in my kitchen.
But don't worry I didn't actually get stitches, although according to the health center I probably should have
I am the worst sexter. i actually told him .. if i had a penis, it would be hard right now. BTW thats a turn off.
The cleaning lady even cleaned my bong. I'm scared to open my sex toy drawer and see if and how she organized it
At the start of the night I was all 'come at me universe' and three hours later I was ordering an extra large pizza in bed in the dress I had gone out in. Well played universe.
On one hand it was kinda weird his girlfriends stuff was at his apartment. On the other hand it was kinda nice because she had great shampoo
Either I think of sex like a man, or all the men in Vegas are women.
It began the way the best stories do—with some naïve jackasses in a place they had no business being at.
i think the people from taco bell are onto us. they had my order ready today at 3am BEFORE I even got there.
My hook-up from last week somehow found me at the club, saw the girl I was trying to fuck, kissed me right in front of her, and walked off.
the bucket list is making me question my morals...and sexuality
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