just did the walk of shame by his grandma. what the fuck is an old lady doing up at six am?
Would love to except that I crashed into a hearse in a funeral procession about an hour ago so I think that pretty much put an end to my day.
I now have an ENTIRE drawer of unused disposable silverware from Boston Market... and you guys said I needed to "buy" kitchen stuff
For future reference, when you see people who look like Rosie O'donell, do not tell them they look like Rosie O'donell.
College students should never be allowed to have snow days. Never.
found my necklace. it was safe with all 6 boxes of peeps that i bought that night.
he went to find a bathroom and came back 10 minutes later with a fifth of bacardi, a pack of cigarettes, and two funnel cakes. he is a man among boys.
No, the weekend was great. It was the waking up in the pond in the raft without an oar that sucked. That fucking water is cold at 7am.
There are flashing lights and a man dressed as Santa with a bullhorn in my cul de sac.
I'm not sure if this is awesome or scary.
Teflon bitches. Nothing fucking sticks to this kid, not even a kid. Maury Povitched this shit outta that situation.
at work, .. 47 yr old boss was in a fight. 2 BLACK EYES. I may get fired. I cant stop laughing
Cocaine and dance dance revolution for 4 hours. I consider last night a success.
Everyone needs to leave the house so I can use the good vibrator without being judged.
Just landed in Atlanta. Still drunk. I can't feel my face
If he didn’t pick us up we would have been jerkwards eating sad pancakes at a Denny’s.
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