She has a t-rex face on a stuart little body.
She said I could do whatever I wanted to her. I pumped for 20 seconds, apologized, rolled over and passed out. I sit directly across from her at work. Awkward?
I have on cowboy boots and a ten gallon hat. I'd say I'm a little past tipsy
I'm walking down the halls of our hotel and listening for sex noises and knocking when I do.
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Valium party in the driveway. Attendance: 1. Don't make me do this alone.
just got the results back. i love his dick even more now i know its clean
They have a booking log online so i can just check that instead of call
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There is someone hissing in the hallway. Not even a typo. Not pissing. Hissing. Like a large cat. Or a komodo dragon.
My breasts were aching with rage.
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I'll have to text you later. Trying to have civilized conversations with the boyfriends parents when I'm 100% aware I just blew their son in the bathroom 5 mins ago. Stay tuned.
Well I woke up at my house so that's a plus. But I'm pretty sure I peed on my sofa because I woke up in the pee position.
at first i said "no rollerblading if I'm going to be drunk," but we all know how that went
fucking him is like fucking old faithful. you could set your watch by his orgasms.
I skipped the handshake and went right for a dickshake I had him minutes after I saw him.
Good news! Blood’s flowing!
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