Well listen chief - never again do i want the scenario of going to the ER totally naked and partially drunk to b a possibility.
This is some kinda fucked up sordid doggy brothel peepshow bullshit.
Its a long story, but I have superglue on my tongue
at first i was worried but she assured me her frail vegan body would have no chance at conception.
I just did the math, I've had 8 hours of sleep in the last 3 days. Not sure if that means I am dedicated to my sex life or my job...
he payed over $300 just to break into the hotel pool and skinny dip alone for 5 minutes and then peace in a cab. and all he had to say for himself was "gotta go swimming, gotta live life"
where do u find these people!?
and honestly how many chances will you get to hook up with a one armed guy?
Our Icelandic basketball player brought cocaine and rachael is screaming that he should do lines off her stomach. It's that kind of party
Ughhhh. Finnnneeeeee. I'll have sex with your brother. Sheesh. The things I do for you woman.
You may be in san diego, but I just watched a guy in a wheelchair sing walking in memphis for karaoke. Check and mate.
Dude, she doesn't even live here... She just can't eat all our food and masturbate on my dog's couch...
I swear, the cow we tried to tip tried to eat me. and all I could think was, oh how the tables have turned. worst trip ever
That is romantic
Well sometimes you just gotta put your dicks and pizzas together to show you care
You know it's time to call it a night when every guy in the bar (all 3 of them) have seen you naked at one time or another.
A relationship is waiting for him to fall asleep so you can cum (finally!) while watching porn
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