People are allowed to visit it's just they can't be from Germany and have to wear masks.
Had sex with the ex last night. Regretting to begin in 5, 4, 3, 2, 1... WHYYYYYYYYYY!
I just saw a pair of panties stretched over a fire hydrant on campus... I need to get the fuck out of this town
I thought i'd save money with No Heat November but the amount of whiskey i have to buy to stay warm is probably adding up to more than a heat bill.
I ripped the door frame off last night too. Just remembered.
A guy in a banana suit just got the whole bus to participate in a call and response version of Bohemian Rhapsody. HERO
I am not being the messenger for your booty call.
I spoon fed you cheerios when you were black out drunk. You owe me one.
his butt looks cute in my panties so i decided he has to wear panties all the time from now on.
60% of the guys I've slept with are on my holiday greeting card mailing list. I'm an amazing ex lover.
I smoked all his weed and he hasn't noticed yet. But I might need a place to crash when he does
well theres no bloody mary mix at the campus bookstore so i dont even know what its good for
I mean, I already hooked up with her boyfriend. The least I can do is accept her facebook friend request.
Haha I wasn't coming anyway. I'm watching Snow White and don't want to put pants back on. Those are completely unrelated. Have a good night.
So I don't think the seahorse breeding thing is gonna work.
That was random, even for you Mom.
We had sex in Lake Michigan for an hour Sunday.
Thanks for ruining an entire lake for me. I hate you so much right now.
Randomize
