He only uses me for sexual pleasure. The sad part is I don't even feel like a slut. I just I feel like I should just live in the top drawer of his nightstand....for free of course.
he was playing drums on rock band as i poured bailey's into his mouth. tell me that's not a bonding moment.
That's science, my friend. Boner science.
It's ok. Rob's just shotgunning upside down.
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Sooo the theme of my 21st is rapidly becoming Gay Mexico
If you don't let me come over I'm gonna call you on speaker and you have to listen to her scream and moan too
I screamed "I want dick!" in the middle of the intersection. So many hot guys. I wish you were here.
A 74 year old man offered to let me sleep on his pull out couch last night.
Is it okay to send him a "thanks for the sexual awakening" note?
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He wanted me to come over on Christmas...inviting your fuck buddy over for the holidays is just something you don't do.
She was doing hand motions and used straws from drinks like those airport light batons to have me back my "747 jumbo dick" towards you.
Charles Manson is Getting Married and I stare down at my tits and wonder how I am possibly single.
Just put on slippers before underwear so you know where my priorities are
God bless the petty bitch who invented screen shot
can you tell me why i woke up in a diaper and combat boots?
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