Is it bad to mix sunny d with vodka if i dont have any real OJ?
I've mixd ketchup with vodka before and called it a bloody mary, so, no.
You'd think with all the porn he watches he'd be a little better at this...
turns out making maccaroni and cheese with whipped cream instead of butter is only good when your high
yeah...i noticed he pets people when he's drunk. It's odd.
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all i wanted was to be slutty. now i'm meeting him for drinks tomorrow because he woke up before i had a chance to sneak out and was too polite to say no
Every time I try to stand up the back of my head feels like a bunch of little elves are beating the inside of my scalp with their toy making tools. What disease could this be?
I just put on eyeliner and a diff shirt in case the pizza guy is cute. This is what my dating life has come to
That's just a really flattering way of saying, "Yes, you're useless, but you have great tits."
Lets go hit some boners bro!
I appreciate the acceptance and inclusion, but that's not how we gay men talk.
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No she probably looked into my aura and saw that my penis would ruin her.
Can I get that on a shirt
Other than my penis smelling like an ashtray, it went really well.
Why the fuck is there raw bacon in my bra. I don't even have a stove.
Lady at the airport across from me just pulled a cat out of her bag. can't deal with this right now..
I told him he had to put his dick inside of me at approx 1159 to ensure it was birthday sex. i was 19 when he entered me.. came out 20. winning.
I lysoled the money\n(631): wrong text lmao
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