how the fuck am i supposed to make breakfast with spaghettios and mustard
Since she's grinding up on your thigh right now, I'm sending you this text hoping it makes your phone vibrate in her vagina
I am willing to take shots of vanilla extract. That's how this night has been.
Yeah, it kinda sucks. But it was fun while it lasted. And honestly, his penis is way too big for my life.
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She kept looking at me and saying "you are the scary high".
So for future reference.... it's a little unnerving when I can't get hold of you, and the last communication we had was, "Oh fuck... It's tequila"
I just want dates and sex but the option to have that with whoever whenever I want
There was a group of girls next to us. One was smiling at me. I only remember walking up and saying "oh you're Russian". Not sure where it went from there
Well five day drinking adventure in appreciation of cinco de drinko under the belt, great way to start may
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IM WEARING A FLAG
So that's a no to the clothes then
FLAG
I would bite a mans dick off for a chocolate milk.
I DID MY EXPERIMENTING. FOUR YEARS OF IT. IN HIGH SCHOOL.
would you like to venture to the magical clitoris forest?
It's something you'd find in the room outside of Ben Carson's sex dungeon
The smell of pee and coconut conditioner still makes me think of him
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