we went to a bar last night, drank beer in plastic cups. I took pics w/a random kid i pulled into a photobooth & i have easy mac in my purse. I belong here.
Don't you think facebook is a bit pretentious, suggesting friends and all? No facebook, I would NOT like to be friends with a girl whose fiancee I have slept with.
it's 4 am, i'm drinkin beer and re-drywalling my bathroom. this could possibly be a bad idea.
My carpet still smells like piss and I THINK YOU KNOW WHY.
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the guy next to me needed a pen, so I let him take one from my book bag. my panties are now being passed around the class...thank you for telling me you hid them in my bookbag.
The question of "Will I eat a piece of curried chicken off the floor?" has been answered tonight.
Ya well my good-girl image was pretty much blown when he found out I'm going to jail soon.
I can't break up with him, I ran the math. Taking into account his 7 inch penis and the standard deviation from average, almost 90% of guys should have a smaller penis than he does.
Really? Penis math? This is why guys shouldn't date female engineers.
Got some good news and bad news about the hayride this weekend.
The good news is its still on, the bad news is we don't have any hay. The best news, if you drink enough you won't give a fuck that its just a trailer.
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Post a pic on facebook and see if those same 46 girls find shitting in the bed handsome and adorable
I have a 16 minute video of you talking about your life. We are calling it your Anthology sponsored by Steel Reserve
I am about to embark upon a south Boston wedding....
Hydrate.
Does it qualify as sexting if you're both pretending to be fictional characters?
I'm not sure whether to be proud of you or weirded out.
was I really that bad?
you army crawled across the kitchen floor, turned the cat into "super kitty" and crawled into the dog cage
I have 4 more smokes and 6 more beers to go before I make a life changing decision like that.
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