Full bush! Can't stay! Need ride! Come on bro!
I dont need to watch it. And stop comparing your life to Entourage.
It was so romantic--he turned me around to face the sunset during doggy-style over the couch back.
totally watching dr. phil and getting eaten out right now. be jealous.
oh my god. i just found my camera... on top of the bush outside of my house. never let me drink everclear again
Bouncy castle Catalina wine-mixer race for the cure. It will be as fun as it sounds
I woke up and took my shirt off, and there was what I was assume to be pieces of tree in my chest hair. Any ideas about that one?
Status Uddate: I lost half a tooth and Alison is taking Amy Grant requests via bullhorn
Just got motor boated by a horse in the street
I'll be really easy to find... I'm the naked one rolling around in cats.
Trumps. I've been wiping my ass with fast food napkins for 3 days.
He is 30 (that's 8 years older than I am) and uses more Emojis than I do. Problem?
It's entirely possible that I'm fucking yet another gay guy
He told me that he's proud of our abnormalcy as a couple. I think it's the most romantic thing he's ever said.
He's got a big dick, a steady job and tells me I'm pretty. There is litterally nothing else I look for I a guy.
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