She said she didn't have time to shave "there"
Then she shouldn't have had time to order the lobster.
where does the pee come out of this thing
For sure. We should see if we can get Mike to pay for one, and have a triple kegger... :o==& (that's future me projectile vomiting. i try to be goal oriented)
you're close to getting here right? Because if you're still not here and I have to get dressed to answer the door for the pizza guy, i'm tipping him $100 on your credit card to spite you
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I had to throw a towel over the bottles cuz it hurts to look at them
In all fairness I didnt see your dick because it was already in her
Well I found you sipping ron diaz out of a child's dinosaur cup while sticking your fingers in the guy's fish tank and watching the "pirahnas" snap at your finger and laughing
he just sent me a picture of his penis sticking through a piece of paper that he had drawn a stick figure with tits on it that said "you"
We're bowling witha frozen turkey in the hallway...ur missing out
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While all the other girls were trying to out skut the next, Cameron was just doing cartwheels around the bar. I think she's the only one who got laid.
Hot freshmen.....hot freshmen chicks everywhere
You say this every welcome week, bro.
Was there a condom involved? Because he was saying he wanted a kid. Repeatedly.
he's the only real guy friend I've had who I've never made out with
I'm not dealing with this wiskey dick shit, 2016 is the year of hard dicks
He had a clap on lamp. So every time he was ramming into me, the lights kept turning on and off
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