We had sex on a ferris wheel in canada, our relationship will never be the same
No gym. Sooooo hung over. Just puked up the water I drank and it still has ice cubes in it.
yeah, that's what i said too. right before i tackled that street sign.
Still losing my voice, so I am trying to get it back through drugs. Welcome to my Monday logic.
I'm pretty sure we scarred one of our coworkers. This is the second time he has caught us both fully undressed and banging at work.
Either he has bad timing or he wants to join.
I'm not saying Tijuana was a bad idea, I'm saying that we make poor life choices. And Steve was robbed by the police.
It's been this way for a few days. I had chick fil a on Friday so this could be an attack from the Gay Gods as punishment.
He was an asshole the entire night and then tried to touch my dick in a Michaels craft store.
Sooooo, no second date?
I made out with drunk Joe Dirt and then put his mullet wig on for him. True Halloween romance.
Good night I hope you dream about knitting and threesomes
We christened the whole apartment and fucked on the balcony. It was amazing. I'm 100% sure downtown heard me climax. Now we can unpack.
I feel as though my head has drastically changed shape
PICK ME UP NOW I THINK THIS MOTEL IS A CRIME SCENE. also congrats on your engagement i saw the post on my phone while i was climbing out the window
If I hear you use the phrase "silky soft scrotum" one more time I swear to God you'll regret it
Lesbians just stole my cat :(
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