He's the equivalent of a body pillow and a dildo. But still funny. We have good pillow talk.
She is ok w me having sex for money. Just gotta find rich grandmas.
A Bum and I jusst hugged. its not even 8 pm.
I don't know how I feel about the stuff we got from that guy. Me and Monty are driving through town listening to static at full blast...
You really realize what your life's become when you're sitting alone in the house crying in a santa hat and pjs getting stoned on christmas eve before noon.
That awesome feeling when you are pooping on the same toilet that nobel laureates have pooped on
If our text convos ever saw the light of day lives would be in tatters
But on the plus side, what he lacked in size he made up for with speed. And grunting.
So my POF profile is full of Archer references. Only guys who get them will be getting any response to their messages.
The thing about pooping in the woods during hunting season is you never know if someone's watching you.
Let's go buy marshmallows and play chubby bunny until we feel alive again
We are the rockettes of vaginal bleeding
Oh, and Harry Potter. We could be fuck-and-Harry-Potter buddies.
I have photo proof.
Girl, don't care. What's my rule? If I don't remember it, it never happened.
Its that time in the evening when I've had a few cocktails and wish you'd make a video about the packers and Jack Daniels.
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