How is it? Sketchville?
cheap drinks and peanuts cancel out any form of sketchiness
i get turned down more than a collar. where are the desperate bitches i need to crawl to them
Trying to low-key throw up in the ocean is harder than it seems.
I feel like I've been drunk all of June. And I am in NO WAY ashamed about it.
Adderal just makes me love life. I want to do so much. I just can't stop thinking about all the wonderful opportunities we have and how lucky we are and I want to make a difference in the world. I just have to reign in my brain and convince it that changing the world starts with a college degree, which depends on studying for these finals.
My brother is wearing glitter eyeshadow and split leg skinny jeans
You've been usurped as King of the Gays
just saw sorostitutes streaking near the university president's house. thank you tequila day
IM TRYING TO BE RESPONSIBLE AND ALL I WANT TO DO IS FUNNEL CHEAP BEER AND SCREAM ABOUT HOW MUCH I LOVE OUR NATION
Tequila, beer, rum, gin, and vodka all mixed in my body last night. The whole "never turn down free booze" is catching up to me. Hungover = understatement of the year.
you really need to remember next time not to write your name and phone number on the paper its wrapped in.
But what if it got lost?
its illegal. you dont want people to contact you if they find it.
So his roommate walked in on us, went upstairs to tell her bf she has found a new use for the rafters & they must try it.
How many times have we said we'd stop taking Jell-O shots with strangers?
I don't need to marry the guy. I just need some filthy, shameful wish fulfillment sex and then live out the rest of my life on the bean farm.
I like being woken up by phone calls of you sabotaging marriages
I think my brain is throwing up inside my head. How do you live like this?
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