We found an eightball on the ground last night. I mean, really, who does that?
Pat told us he showed us his penis because he's "a nice guy".
so I just asked a Chinese man and found out our tattoos actually mean vagina...
Question. If Kwik Trip and Kum and Go were to merge, what would they call it? Kwik Kum or Kum Kwik?
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
so i am drinking whiskey and watching home alone 2 by myself. it turns out moving to a foreign country isn't all that different after all.
my drunk uncle just explained that turkeys are not gentle lovers... and no context doesn't make it better.
im covered in puffy paint and glitter i cant find kevin and im wearing shoes that dont belong to me....come get me please
I REALLY appreciate you guys taking care of me when im wasted but i think its weird when i wake up in different clothes than black out in
Just saw a motorized bathtub. I think this college thing is gonna work out.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I need to do something profound in the next three and a half years so that when my kids ask what I did in my twenties I have something to say other than "made bad decisions"
I was told I sang Taylor Swift's entire discography in between violent bursts of green vomit before falling asleep in the bath tub
That's a lot of people she's fucked in one picture.
The parents I babysit for are at this orgy. I need to leave.
Hun your dick isn't big enough for you to be that lame and predictable
I'm not just straddling the line between love and hate, I'm dry humping the shit out of it
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