OK...I gotta go get strawberry short cake cakes and knee pads
you know when i was in school the girls definitely did not have the tits the 15 year olds have now. so unfair.
she's got a whisker from her dead cat taped to the wall. I'm pretty sure that about sums it up...
I make my boyfriend pay for half of my birth control. We call it his monthly rent.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Dude. No way. She insults the term butterface. She's a butternothing.
Needless to say they were not happy to find out that we braided their hair together, when one of them woke up needing to puke bad
Her inability to understand the word "moderation" is the achille's heel of an otherwise perfect human
made the entire pub sing the british national anthem, puked, rallied, then peed in a telephone booth and have pictures to prove it, taking tourism to another level since 2012.
At what point lastnight did a lens fall out of my glasses and nobody tell me?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
So I thought the party was crazy before his pinky came off...
Question: what's the protocol for seeing your mistress walking alongside her clueless boyfriend? If you could answer this ten minutes ago, that'd be great.
Do you think accidently including this month's Credit Card statement in my application will keep me from getting into grad school?
Depends ... when did you purchase your vibrator?
We could put on there: "Drink jager bombs and do stupid shit faster, with more energy!"
Hey babe! Random question. Do you by chance have the pic of my nipples covered with ninja turtles band aids? Thanks.
I feel like I shouldn't be left around 30 year olds when I'm drunk
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