Just caught my bro jerking off to a lane Bryant catalog
Chris' response to jim throwing up was taking off his shirt and saying WHO WANTS A BONER
like if they didnt have tits and vagina, they have no idea how uninteresting to us they would be
1 I really miss college walks of shame 2 I think I may have killed this girls cat
Oh, and trying to figure out who wants to do Molly in a frat is like asking damn children if they want puppies and candy. So just bring as much as possible.
His wife found out about our affair the same day he got fired for it.
she cut her forehead open playing a drunken game of pin the tail on the donkey and now she's having a panic attack.
I can't. I drank 10 years off my life last night. I need to reevaluate. Sorry.
Strip clubs just aren't as fun when a man tries to drunkenly grind on you.
Sex aside I am really scared about Syria...
Just FYI....you totally yelled out Royals while we were having sex last night lol.
Peanut butter and whiskey is not a dinner
the last thing I remember is taking a pull of ever clear and chasing it with vodka
Rolled over in bed this morning and found Nutella and wet naps. Why can't it ever be a fire fighter, or Jude Law.
I’ve slept with a Senior, a Freshman and a Junior so far. I’m a Sophomore away from hitting for the cycle
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