I just saw the girl you left with - Chris Hansen's looking for you
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is it bad that the economy has gotten so bad that finding cheap gas gives me the same excitement and joy as finding a hot, blonde haired, blue eyed, tall, athletic single straight guy?
this weekend will be like the season finale to my life
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So I've officially decided that I AM that drunken mistake that girls hate themselves for in the morning.
I've been watching anime, masturbating and eating nutella for three days. I hope she never comes back.
24 hours later and my vagina is still tingling. That good.
I would say I am sorry for punching you last night, but I found the pictures you took on my camera and it all came rushing back.
I hate that he uses me for something other than sex. What does he think I am? His girlfriend? Ha.
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This is stressing me out. I feel like I need to eat the dick.
He put up a Facebook album attempting to sell off their Harvard furniture. Items for sale include: his friend, a broken lamp, an item described as a 'carpet and/or sleeping bag', a pair of paint stained cargo pants, size 'Tyler', and a self proclaimed $3 bottle of wine, which he is offering for $2
Well puke fest 2014 just happened
I'm so drunk I forgot what to do to go pee.
Well, you started screaming "I dont know you GO AWAY" to your mom when she was holding your hair as you threw up in her garden.
My alcoholism is old enough to drink.
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