Send those Picts to my email please. From last night
Ps thx for the porn on my phone
;) ur welcome
So you refered to him as "monster dick"...not so much
now i know why i became what i already was.
And no, shaving doesn't make it look bigger, either
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I wish life was like dora the explorer where dancing pigs appear out of nowhere to solve your problems for you
is it bad that the only reason i knew what antidote meant in class today, was from years of playing pokemon?
I have now hooked up with 8 of the Apostles. I have no idea where I'm going to find a guy named Bartholomew.
And don't worry, my exact words were "I can't believe a baby came outta that thing"
Oh no, we smoked the revival weed. It came in a Batman bag. It hit like justice. And orphans.
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I did this clutch move yesterday at the bar where I grabbed a plastic cup for water and discreetly threw up in it while walking around and then tossed it. It was my best boot and rally ever
I think God is sending me all these 20 year olds to make up for wasting my 20's in that crappy ass marriage. Thanks Big Guy!
If you gave someone an std. would you say a muffin basket, a candy gram or an edible arrangement is a better choice to send them?
Dude we just exchanged Zelda related pickup lines. I fell in love at "you can blow on my ocarina"
Just so you know, it is really hard to rehydrate when everything is spiked with everclear.
when i was on the highway she passed out and knocked my transmission into nuetral with her forehead...that was an experience
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