you didnt say anything until i brought it up today. i guess i misjudged your maturity.
I guess I misjudged your gender.
we got a new version of the plan b at the pharmacy now. its called next choice. you would think they would come up with better names for these things.
And then she said "sorry if my vagina smells like fish, it's just active."
driving around with you guys listening to the beach boys made me very concious of how white you all are.
I woke up with his wallet, but not him. Gold-digging at it's finest.
Second night spent with creepy guy. I either need to change his nickname or stop doing this.
The last thing I remember is pushing my way into the bathroom and dumping a 40 on him. We havent talked since.
Pretty sure he sprained my tongue. This is why you don't hook up with gingers.
the girl peeing in the stall next to mine has really cute shoes. on a scale of 1 to restraining order, how weird would it be to compliment them from in here?
First of all you can never say anal too much. Second I now think you're a total gentleman.
Rarely has that paragraph ever been put together
We have so much sex to catch up on
Hahahaha yep. You were picking up the credit card machine and singing to it in Spanish.
He sent me a dick pic. I am fighting the urge to send him a "sorry for your loss" card.
You tried to eat your way through the wall. Like you literally tried to eat drywall and insulation.
Currently standing at the bus stop in just a pillowcase and its fucking snowing
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