also i tucked his toothbrush in my shirt. why? i dont know.
If lil wayne asked you to lick him like a lollipop I feel that you would willingly oblige.
Unfortunately I think I would lick most anyone's lollipop.
It's your form of community service; servicing the greater SDSU area.
we dont know what were doing after yet. first up we have 90 beers and a party kit and fun hats.
Found a pint glass in my snow pants.
I tried calming him down but his eyes are rolling to the back of his head and he's yelling "COMA WEED!"
well... just scaled a wall and entered the bar through the balcony. just making some last minute memories nbd.
Psh a bachelors degree is the new adulthood. We're all just pretending anyways. I'm sitting on my boyfriends couch while he's passed out drunk. In my lap. On a Wednesday. And he's a nurse. See, pretending to be an adult
No, we got so into acting out our role play characters we didn't even fuck. still sucess.
Defrosting my uncrustable with my laptop...Hungover dinner
hey now, it was 6 bucks for 5 shots. you would have lost your panties too.
Pretty much just farted directly in a baby's mouth on the subway
i need some magic done to my vagina
I want to tell you your future: you're going to be having sex
You know you hit Mardi Grad bottom when you come to in someone's kitchen on the floor and you are eating gumbo out of a Mixing bowl with a ladle......yeah rock fucking bottom
I'm planning our wedding on the computer and our threesome on my phone. At the same time.
Randomize
