"tonights gonna be a goodnight" was blasting at the club while i was screaming "NO ITS NOT" and crying. How do you think it went?
Just did a shot to pluto being a planet again. I love science.
It wasn't a wasted relationship. I got road-head in an Escalade. I still keep that with me.
Ive been sitting around naked watching magic on youtube.
i'm ready for this baby to gtfo so i can get coked out.
Because you know it would be fucking amazing to get trashed and shatter the dreams of 12 year old girls. I might get a shirt.
DUDE, DID YOU KNOW YOU CAN JUST RENT AN ELEPHANT???
Oh God.
you had a pretty long talk with your shrooms in attempt to make them not give you a bad trip, it failed
Sorry I never showed up last night. It was between spending time with you and our freinds or having violent multiple orgasims. I chose the low road.
It's home.......I'm going to the store in disguise to get skittles and cake frosting. Then I'll eat the frosting in a dark corner while I cry and wonder what I did to deserve this.
Hey, I told her the bathroom was a "No fly zone" after I used it. She willingly allowed her nose to go through that pain. It's her fault, she only supplied me with vodka when she knows I only drink rum.
pssssst. you dropped everyone else off and forgot about me. im in the backseat of your car still. can you please come back outside and either let me out or take me home?
I just put vodka in my apple sauce. Spice up your fucking life.
we thought it would be safer to lock you in the car alone downtown than take you back home to pass out
Just stopped at a cross walk because the light turned red 3 streets down. I'm way too high.
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