I didn't think it was possible for the human body to be physically dependant on weed until I moved in with this kid
I had 4 margarita's and 2 mixed drinks and i blew zero's. Its a cinco de mayo miracle.
I have fifteen cents in cash and 80 cents in the bank. BUT I have weed.
apparently I kept yelling at her that I wanted t-Rex sized lines. awesome
I found her under my bed eating airplane pretzels.
She said i saw her in the study room, waved, disappeared, came back with a coke from god knows where, and slurred "i have a drinking problem but i ate grits"
So where are we on this whole, you write my paper...i do sexual favors situation?
You were high and telling me you felt like Pinocchio and that fire was bad for wood.
I'm too afraid that I'm 1. Banned or 2. Gonna be noticed by the lady bouncer I punched.
traded hat for shot of whiskey. lovah yo life. only ADVENTURE NOW. OH GOD IT WENT TO CAPS LOCK
True. So did you hook up with pasta or the ultimate warrior
Little bit of both
I'm sure I'll run in to him again, there's only so many VA detoxes.
im questioning your sanity while also accepting your reality
He lit my hand on fire and bought me chicken nuggets. I'm in love.
ok morning sex is a totally valid reason to come in late... ur good, cya in 20
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