Also, I once came to the conclusion after this one boy, that her pleasure condoms are a college boys version of flowers
Just sold a bike on craig's list for 4 four lokos and a 40. How bad do you miss college?
I just kept pointing at random people and telling the bartender to put it on their tab.
I'm using the size of your dick as a guage to see how big something is on Amazon. Any questions?
I have surprise drugs for everyone
There's going to be a pool, lightsabers and alcohol. What could go wrong?!
Tis the season to puke in grandma's bathroom
It's one of those nights that you wish to god someone would booty call you, and then realize you'll just be stuck here with your poptart...
I will be naked everywhere
We kept trying to bring you to the hospital but you had a tantrum and kept saying you would never be Miss America
My roommate took my designated hickey removing spoon out of the freezer.
YOU ARE THE WORST TRAVEL AGENT! THIS IS A SINGLES CRUSE FOR SENIORS. THEY ALL THINK IM THE FUCKING WAITRESS JUST CAUSE IM BLACK!!!
All I remember is while we were making out M.A.A.D City came on so I pushed him off of me so I could rap along.
He sent me a picture of his dick as a snake, I'd say things are going great.
Did you ask Harvard boi?
Apparently he likes someone who is into being smart and a supporter of human rights ugh what a skank
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