So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
you tipped EVERY employee at white castle
i just called. the lady was really nice. something tells me my schools clinic gets a lot of calls about chlamydia
i'm sure god appreciates how great my boobs look during this fine christmas eve mass
Dude she threw his clothes out n 8th floor window and her dog tried to bite his dick off. So the answer is yes it could be worse...
Ask him about a girl named Meg then give a disappointed and disapproving face.
Come down here. We are watching people walk through the paper we taped in front of the elevator.
we are blowing up condoms and making balloons and we’re drunk on the floor. You could have come to school here
i think she just faxed a picture of her vag from the office copy machine... i mean what kind of sexting is that... wait is that even legal???
I didnt want you guys to know I needed to puke, so I just nonchalantly did in my solo cup and threw it out the window
The 3 year old I'm babysitting is the first guy to tell me he loves me sober in like 2 years
Just had an hour long talk with a woman, turns out she's the mom of the guy i lost my virginity to. Even better his dog was also present.. Meeting the family at its best?
i know i saw many looks of jealousy when i walked solo into subway carrying a cheesy gordida crunch after taco bell closing hours
I'm sure for most of the people, it was the one and only miracle they will see
Why is there a cash register on top of my car?
He tried to get me to go back to his place on the condition that he has 6 cats. I was very tempted but I said no. Hoping to go see the cats tomorrow
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