Dual, econ, hell, shiv, aunt, puppy. 1 out of 6. T9 word needs to learn how to cuss like me.
His blow is so strong I threw up. Buy it. I'm in nursing school I know what I'm talking about.
I miss eating meals at a table and having unprotected sex..
After she lost the bet I made her get on one knee so she could "Te-blow me"
Idk we were snorting lines and making out in the stall while these people were cheering us on, on the other side. And that's when I realized he wasn't the only guy in the girls bathroom.
i'm currently connecting with my tribal roots aka i just found my recorder from 3rd grade music class... be ready for the recording
Go big or go home. i snuck in two beers in my bra. im here to win.
NO I WOULD NOT GET A GUMMER FROM A GRANDMOTHER
Is it too early to get staydrunk at 1pm on Friday for Monday's St Patty's day
I need to stop getting so drunk at bowling
the guy working the counter at the liquor store noticed i got my haircut and said it was pretty.....
Did you throw up out the back door and cover it with paper towels?
He showed up completely drunk with a 30 of PBR and ten cans of Spam. I like this kid.
the funny thing was, all i remember was a liter of vodka and going to oneonta for the night. then 2 weeks later bam, i get a letter banning me from campus for the next 4 years. awesome convorsation with my dad to wake up to.
I know he’s married, but he’s still a guy with balls and a dick. He noticed my cleavage and stared at my ass. He’ll call.
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