Guys who wear capris make me want to kill endangered species.
dude i doubt hes gay
I CAUGHT HIM BEATING OFF TO MENS HEALTH!
Just made out with the bride... She was still in her dress & I was still in my bridesmaid dress, how's that for an album picture?!?
Haha. We better find him. He looked like he came out of Switzerland's vagina, he's that much of a blonde beauty.
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Hickey on my chest, threw out my elbow and now walking out my shame.
Youre getting too old for this
Dude, you were dipping oreos in vodka and asking people to try it, "It's so good!"
He told me to prepare for his "Jurassic cock" and I had to leave the room from laughing.
Ive been high since the plane left the ground in Los Angeles and Ive been in Chicago. Right now, Im on a train headed towards downtown to go to an anime convention. At this point, I am just taking life as it comes, furries and all.
Please tell me that all of the things I remember doing last night didn't really happen. Please.
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This dude is trying to sext and all I can think about is taco bell and their new crunch wrap sliders
I haven't showered. And am sitting in the office smelling like a beer can someone's been using as an ash tray.
I just don't know how to say "I want to have sex you with before you graduate" in a classy way
Steven and I talked about running for office again today. It's fucked that my 3 dream jobs are marijuana bakery owner, bar owner, and president.
You know shits really hit the fan when you start using public bathroom air freshener spray as perfume
what? where are you?
His ass is a ten, but his personality is a two. Which would average to a six if I didn't have to figure in apologizing to all and sundry. In short hard no. Get a new wingman.
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