he wont speak to me right now because i told him it must suck knowing he'll never be as good as edward cullen..idiot.
dude are you gonna smoke tonight? my day was shit and I wanna get high
worker bees can leave....even drones can fly away....the queen is their slave
nevermind....I'm on the way
please don't let me die tonight
what have you done for me lately?
just saw 2 fat kids fight for the last slice of pizza. Litteraly fight. God Bless America
He tricked me into going on a double date with him, I don't like that he's not using me for just sex anymore
At this point I will cuddle anything to prevent from dying alone
I'm 25 and she is 19. She wants to practice blowjobs on me because of my stamina. Not only does the GI bill pay for me to go to school I am teaching a freshman blowjob course. I love Texas.
I think I may have walked up to her while she was with her friends and asked for a "do over".
Drunk. But sober enough to know I hate gymnastics.
I'm not saying I'm drunk, but I'm definitely saying my liver has its work cut out for it.
Did you seduce any young men into coming home to your love nest of poutine and jäger bombs?
I messaged him asking for his address. He replied with the address then said, "If you're gonna stalk me, I'm the third window on the side and usually get naked around 8am and anytime randomly after 6pm (listen for music).. If you're sending anthrax, I'm 6'2" 225lbs so send a good amount."
By the way I got my period today. No NHL babies for me.
I think we've gotten passed awkward... the day I woke up at the palms and ur getting eaten out by the dude who just fucked me on the balcony.
He'd never survive you. Is there a boot camp for pre-heather training?
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