If we keep treating our bodies like amusement parks we have another 10 years left at best.
I cant believe that bitch gave me herpes. she said those bumps were just a part of the natural landscape
wait, did she really refer to her vagina as a landscape?
why are you more concerned about her word choice than the fact that I HAVE FUCKING HERPES
i just saw someone i know on True Life. i need new friends.
every time i recognize a doctor or patient at the hospital on this rotation, i just pray it's not from my blackout saturday makeout slut moments...professionalism shouldn't count on weekends
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The magic cards should have been the first clue. The comments that I have "amazing birthing hips" and that I'm "beautiful in a child bearing sort of way just sealed his fate.
the thing I didn't realize I would miss about college is that at home you can't just dismiss your sex bruises as drunk accidents
We're looking for the removeable roof from her Miata. Winner gets a 40.
Apparently getting drunk at a philanthropy event and tweeting about it is "frowned up"
I think I'm still drunk...I just gave my empty conditioner bottle a break-up speech before I threw it away.
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I dapped up a cop while leaving the party
Stop watching porn on my work computer.
STOP WORKING ON MY PORN COMPUTER.
You peed all over his floor and had a bottle popped in your ass when you passed out. Don't tell me I'm "still living in my college days"
You left me with 12 red bulls and a bottle of vodka. What did you expect?
I woke up on the couch screaming in pain. I don't know how ended up there or why my foot was double the size. all I know is I'm now in a cast and never drinking tequila again. worst hangover ever.
Oh my fucking god!! There is a barefoot white guy with a fucking ninja sword in the middle of the street next to the pride gas station swinging his sword at peoples cars!! He almost got me. 3 people swerved off the road and stopped. I told a cop.
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