well i just set every background of each phone in the verizon store to my face
I mean besides the fact someone got stabbed, I still had a pretty good night.
Whoever decided it was a good idea to sell 40's at a bar with life-sized jenga deserves a nobel prize.
I am self-sufficient. I puked in a wine glass and emptied it in the trash. Points for style and neatness
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This summer isn't about fun. We have to train our livers to survive the next four years.
I'm seeing how long I can hold this wine in my mouth. I have so many adventures! I'm like Teddy Ruxpin!
In the last 3 months, I've slept with an ex,someone single, someone in a relationship, someone married, and someone divorced. I should get some type of grown up girl scouts badge.
New fuck buddy and long time fuck buddy are carpooling home for thanksgiving. #10hrconvoaboutmyblowjobskills
I really should have gone with the man who kept offering me cocaine. Why did I chose the German!? STUPID!
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Do you remember making out with the dude in the back of my cab last night?? You said his mustache tickled your tongue.
honestly my period and I are just as surprised to see each other every month
He offered me free drinks all night if I could beat him in a drinking race. I blacked out after that but just found his credit card in my bra so there's that.
WTF DOES CAROLINE HAVE GLASS IN HER FACE
Your boobs are like a folk legend.
i asked her if she was sure that she was ready to do it and she replied with "come at me bro"
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