do u think i could put an abortion on my debit card?
Sorry I wasn't really responding earlier. I was really fucking high and so into that car chase.
somehow writing 'not a skank' on yur boobs doesn't really make you look less skanky...
they told me her nickname is "wizard sleeve"
pick me up NOW
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she wouldn't stop crying, so we sang her to sleep. i'm guessing you will find her in the same position by the toilet in the morning. night.
I can't wait. Forget the royal wedding. This is the most anticipated hookup of 2011.
I hope we all get so wasted that we ride the cows again
i know you're at the dentist, but this dick pic was too phenominal to wait and i deserve immediate tit compensation
And then you told me I had large hands and looked like a girl who would have an illegitimate child that I never talked about
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tom claimed she had a star tattooed around her buttonhole. i am not prepared for this era of skankyness
Had weird bad dreams about you last night. Please tell me you didn't google my real surname and that you don't go to a needle exchange.
We just fucked each other sober. #goteam
Is a coke binge Whole30 approved?
I just bought six bottles of the 2 dollar vodka. oh yes there will be blood
Last night I drank three beers and threw up in a tree house. I am ashamed.
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