you asked the guy at 7-11 if he remembered when you came in and threw news paper every where... then you did it again
since when did accompanying a guy to a wedding mean that anal was required that night?
I discovered the grieving process is shock, denial, anger...and then something about drinking until you puke on yourself
Just saw a teacher from our school with his wife... Now i really know how little teachers get paid.
I don't want to talk about it but I will say, that was the best two headed $68 blowjob. Ever.
so some random man just messaged me on facebook "tig ol bitties" should i be concerned?
Does it count if I'm only ambidextrous while masturbating?
How do you say "get out of my apartment" in Spanish. No time to explain, just tell me.
You'd be surprised at the stuff my vagina tells my brain to say
I told him to pick up the beer can he threw in front of the police station. So he gets out chugs whatever's left and throws it back and says ok let's go.
I'm going to fix your towel rack. I broke it while I was dancing on it.
im too broke to be in a relationship this close to the holidays
If I take one more surprise finger up the ass this week there will be hell to pay.
Does sweetest day count when you're spending it with your fuck buddy, high and eating Pizza Hut?
Dude, running 15 min late.
Let's play a game, you pay for all the drinks I can finish before you get here. Go.
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