do you remember how we all fit in that bathtub?
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It was like his mom forgot to breastfeed him and he was making up for lost time.
I just made out with a girl with a life jacket on wtf is going on
i stalked him back to the creation of his facebook in november 2008. that bad.
Just did a kegstand with my dad. Happy fathers day.
They had half off shots during the fourth quarter. I was powerless.
You're the only person I know who would say "we'll play it by ear" referring to a threesome
I just remember thinking that if i ran really fast through the house, no one would notice i was naked.
Dude give me 4 good reasons we shouldn't trade girlfriends tonight
He's taking me to Burger King to celebrate losing my virginity..
I told myself this year would be different, I wouldn't get "pee in a fish tank drunk".. Got to the girls house... Fish tank in her room.. 2 years in a row.. had to keep the tradition going
No, we have matured. We've stopped having sex in front if his room mate.
thats it. im teaching my cat how to use a fire alarm
Rage-masturbating and then crying myself to sleep. Welcome to Wednesday.
You kept yelling stranger danger at Nick because he was talking to that girl you didn't like. Your not invited ever again.
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