Do you think Patty Mayonase ever went down on Doug?
If I were a boy, I'd name my penis Reptar.
tonight would not even compare to the night i tried to pee in the living room
No its cool, because I bought a handle of tequila earlier, in case things went south
You coming home soon, man?
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Does she usually listen to trance and cut up broccoli when she's high?
I think i morst likely have 95 %patulas for hands and probably i also went to eGypt with so manyfriends. We laids in the sarcaphoguses.
You sound pretty unsure about all of this.
I'll be on pinterest all night planning crafty things to do with my cats in 10 years.
She looked up at the menu and yelled this is my absolute favorite literacy
I just want to fall into a pit of xannies and eat my way out.
Is it wrong that I want to do a nude photo shoot with nothing but a light saber?
Right now, there's some ten year old kid getting ready to go outside and play basketball. He will soon find out his basketball hoop was no match for my car.
Swish.
I had to bail out of the tour de Franzia because I have class Saturday morning. Grad school is ruining my life
plus like he's kinda a piece of shit. a beautiful somewhat talented piece of shit that hella needs to get his life together
She rode me wearing nothing but a Santa hat. Merriest fucking Christmas!
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