So im using the back of a keystone box as notecard for my presentation
I made a vision board specifically for the purpose of boning john mayer.
The gyno asked how many partners i've had... I said ummmm she goes ok then i'll just put down ten.
I'll always be here to give you immoral support.
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i'm currently connecting with my tribal roots aka i just found my recorder from 3rd grade music class... be ready for the recording
I'm basically a mama hen. I keep them warm and let them wonder around the house. not to mention, I keep eye on them just in case the falcons around the house try to snatch them away.
I don't even know what to say right now
I screamed "I want dick!" in the middle of the intersection. So many hot guys. I wish you were here.
don't worry i won't let him get attached. I put on my Hulk onesie after sex and yelled I SMASHED YOU. never seen a guy looked so confused.
Need to spend sober time with him while fully clothed. I can't decide if he's a seriously amazing man or a complete fucking dickbag.
This is me not judging you for what a fine line you draw between the two.
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I had so much stripper lotion and body glitter on my glasses I had a hard time driving home.
When did i become the Rickety Cricket of my own life?
idk i usually just blame everything on steve
Steve quit two months ago
We were trying to organize all the customers to hold a window pickle race. as of 10:37 pm last night we are no longer allowed in our McDonalds.
just woke up with a trucker hat, half a grilled cheese, and popcorn spread everywhere. last night must have been good.
It occurred to me today, whilst I was on the phone to boyfriend number 1, whilst in the car with boyfriend number 2 who was dropping me at the shops to meet boyfriend number 3 to help me buy a present for boyfriend number 4 that I should be having much more sex than I am.
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