But I don't consider them one night stands. They're auditions.
Are you trying to threaten my boobs?
nothing this campus sells is worth it. not even sex.
Haha im Trying. This detox stuff tastes nasty. It's bad when the only thing that came to mind when i took the first sip was how good it would be with Vodka
If I come over right now will you promise to distract your grandpa in the morning so I don't have to do the walk if shame with 1940's style judgement?
NASCAR RACE 2010 NO REGRETZZZ!!!
It is literally 8 in the morning.
1.) where are you? 2.) you making meatballs? 3.) Meatballs for sex?
I invented the best game. It's called "what touched my exposed nutsack?" It can range from pillows to toothbrushes
Ok not good, my info has definitely been submitted to this sugar daddy website before.
Dude that soap I drank last night is fucking killing me.
We watched game of thrones, broke up and I drove away blasting ridin solo while he dougied
It started with a wedding, followed by a drag show, and ended with Trevor getting punched in the face by the bouncer. How was your weekend?
I drank a girls breast milk at this wedding. Shit was next level
The way I see it, there's 2 types of friends. Those you should do drugs with, and those you really,really shouldn't.
I have decided that I would still fuck Harrison Ford even though he is old as fuck now. Do you think it would kill him?
Most likely. But I bet he'd do a bang up job of it before he died.
He absolutely would.
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