In regards to your tweet: as its been said on all of those posters on ffffound: keep calm and carry on
this guy showed up at my house asking for his sword and cape. something tells me i shouldn't drink that much again.
i now understand why he chose to have sex with my friend rather then me after lookin in the mirror this morning. and id do the same thing.
I vaguely remember telling people they were not trash cans
So I went out tonight...met a guy who slightly resembled my dad,huge creeper, he asked me to "hang out" so I gave him my moms number since he was more her type:)
I don't know what he did but now I'm terrified of mustache rides and it's only movember 3rd
she just pulled a hulk hogan to make her point. no idea how it helped
No, they seem attractive after SIX beers, after three they're just the gender you're looking for.
Haha keeping the dream alive until Chinese New Year. I'm jobless with stitches in my face.
Well sure, my hetero side is thrilled, but my gay side is soooo judging
I'll pay you back with progressively deviant sexual favors.
I showed him my machete and then we made out in the kitchen
Is this like a preordered booty call?
Honestly, if you don't have a lawsuit pending against you by this time tomorrow, I'll be impressed.
I'm seeing how far I can grow my leg hair out before Jason will say anything. I'm up to an inch
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