yeah after seeing those pics of her puking into my underwear drawer i remembered again why i didn't want to invite her.
you didn't check your sock drawer yet did you
Hey is it bad when your boss leans over your desk and tells you "you smell like the Rainforest Cafe"??
you're in nursing school, now tell me what to do about a burned clit.
It hit me after I slept with his best friends and brother, that maybe I took it a bit far
Sometimes I think that I have too much self esteem
Then I realize that I'm just really fucking pretty.
not good my parents heard a big thud and found me passed out in the bathrrom abt an hr ago. hit my head arm and side. dont remember. real talk.
I think i morst likely have 95 %patulas for hands and probably i also went to eGypt with so manyfriends. We laids in the sarcaphoguses.
You sound pretty unsure about all of this.
I already googled the effects of Molly with my antibiotics, I should be fine.
Why is there even a knowledge base for that?!
She was a little hefty, so I turned on the strobe light in our room. Everything looks better with a strobe light.
Is it weird that i want a guy to ask me to homecoming by spelling it out in meatballs?
THATS VERY WEIRD
We're gonna be late. Scott went too far predrinking amd tried pierce his own lip with a poptab. Save me a beer, i'm gonna need it.
I don't want my liquor store dad to judge me...
She thought I was dancing but I just couldn't catch my balance for 11 blocks.
We lost you in the bar so we waited outside for you...next thing you know you kick open the doors and yell "I'M ALIVE"
Why is the microwave staring at me?!
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