Her bacne/racne was so bad it was like having sex with bubble wrap.
I just figured out, there are 9 children in this world that I can look at in the face and say "I fucked your mom."
Also I'm 95 percent positive we ate food naked together
the taxi driver actually pulled over to let us moon a house full of people
he ate me out on his front porch at dawn. i orgasmed when the sun began to rise. most romantic morning booty call ever.
Where is a good place to buy a New Year's outfit that acknowledges I don't have tits but screams I suck dick like a champ?
You bought champagne and told everyone it was because I'd just found out I was pregnant. How exactly is that being a good wingman?
Dave got tied up again. I'm done breaking into girls houses to cut him loose. At least before noon.
tanning, a slurpee, and a cigarette. spa day college edition
She looks well worn, presumably from a cavalcade of penis.
Just sucked some sandy dick on a boardwalk & now I'm at a family reunion hbu
Blacking out is all I've done this year and we're only 3 days in. Checkmate bitch.
Well, we ended up labeling the relationship. We are now each other's designated butt-toucher.
If you think that liquor is the way to shower sex then you're right.
When I found out he was circumcised I called his mother and thanked her
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