I thought you said his peep was too small
it is but i have no money and nothing is on tv until 7 when americas next top model comes on.
remember tomorrow: you burned the inside of your nose with incense. it hurt.
Found him. He was passed out on the couch at the new place in a room full of burnt pizza smoke.
Just look for the house with the beer knights.
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whatever. i don't care. i just want to be drunk wrapped in an american flag.
Santa was walking around downtown handing out stuff at the bars. He gave me a free eyebrow wax. I think he's trying to tell me something
they had to hand cuff you because you wouldn't stop trying to unzip the paramedic's pants...this is why i love you
Some old bald man is a 100,000 dollar Audi sports car just revved his engine at me and held out his phone at me trying to get my number. I hate the valley.
I seriously doubt I'm gonna be able to properly put your dick in my mouth whilst upside down, but I'm willing to give it my best shot
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Let us ponder on the good times. Ya know when the Jonas brothers were incapable of growing facial hair and I didn't fully understand what a dick looks like
I can't believe we really went to walgreens to use their cork opener, bounced and drank a bottle of wine in a sketchy corner...
it's the international house of making me almost fucking shit myself
Nice. Make him jerk off and tape it. Send it to his woman. I also love that you had another skype date
I'm making a sandwich topless right now. Remind me again why I don't have a boyfriend?
She was blowing air into green onions and tying knots in them to make "balloons"
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