it's not the walk of shame if you do it in cowboy boots.
Just seen on a tshirt : "fake titties taste funny"
Hurry there's a dancing lesbian. She's a jumper and has impeccable jazz hands.
so, what part of "he's slept with a guy" do you not understand?
I pretty much landed into this relationship penis first
my dad just paid them in porn...i no longer feel guilty for getting hammered and not helping
She told me she was eating frosting, then I got the weirdest boner ever
I thought i lost my bra, but when i went back to help clean it was hanging up on the wall
Remember that time you came over to my house and I was on the porch naked and eating peanut butter?
I need a kidney, not a pussy. All the pussy in the world isn't going to save my life. Keep your pussy in your pants and give me a kidney.
It's like a harem of immaturity and bad ideas...and that's coming from me
I can't wait to shower all this regret off of me
It's probably not a good thing when it isn't even 6:30 and I've already drank an entire bottle of wine. By myself. I'm watching Spice World and I just bought 2 Spice Girls albums off itunes.
Make that 3 Spice Girls albums.
Give it up bro. I’m not wearing pants or a bra and only an act of god could change that
I guess daylight savings isn't a holiday we need to celebrate for three days...
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