Just had another dream about being on Real Chance of Love. I think it's a sign.
i literally would have sex with every single person on this girls wall, but not her
Were not really friends so much as I suck his dick a lot
i was taking the test and had to adjust my boner and my teacher thought i was cheating or something
she went apple picking. why dont we do cute things like that? let's go to a pumpkin patch!
because we're not cute. we're sluts. and sluts don't go apple picking.
I just watched a girl in the library pull a vodka bottle out of her bag. I think I'm going to give her my number.
You know, I had the money for a pregnancy test, but at the time, tacos were more important.
My cock is literally on the edge of falling off. Fuck Vegas.
Trying to low-key throw up in the ocean is harder than it seems.
Having never done that before, When should one expect the horrible shame to end? Days, months, ever?
A week or so, depending on size. In your case, maybe give it a month.
Tabs I had open this morning: "15 hedgehogs with things that look like hedgehogs" and an unexplored google search for "how do I express my love of tacos"
Nothing says Panama City like condoms washing up on the shore.
I bought two pregnancy tests and a cosmopolitan magazine at 4am... I told the cashier "dont judge me, ur not God"
We were totally high while having sex, I told him fast or slow, just follow your balls. That was a show stopper.
he asked me for a magic BJ...is that supposed to be different from a normal BJ?
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