i think i just saw hanson at the grocery store. one might have been a girl. hard to tell. lets call that one taylor.
Did you know that when you swallow it's like 60 calories!?
That's okay, it's all protein anyway.
yeah that facebook group of people who have had sex with me probably isn't to discreet...
Pregaming class all semester has made this final review session more like my introduction to the topic.
all i remeber is falling off a fence and banging him in the middle of the street, not sure which one gave me this cut
all i wanted to do was something grown up. like go to applebees and drink.
It's ok. Rob's just shotgunning upside down.
I just beer bonged. Soco and spite please get on my levvl my hair is in buns
You have no idea what this goes for my ego. I literally made you cum in your sleep.
Dude you chased a girl around the yard and then fell over the curb. Face first. You got up on your own tho so you reached champion status
And after we debated politics. My dream come true: naked, just got done having great sex with a hot mixed guy, talking about why social welfare programs are a bad idea
It's like everything I need in life within a five block radius: booze, toilets, dogs, dicks.
We knew it was an interesting night when we found my thong wrapped around a chocolate chip muffin in the fridge.
Also apparently I made a "cake sandwich"--yeah smashed a massive piece of cake between two slices of bread....fucking tequila
i am not an asshole. i paid for her to take a cab home.
dude, we were in ann arbor. she's from cincinnati. ten bucks didn't even get her back on I-94. i maintain my position. you are indeed an asshole.
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