before i die, we are going to oregon and playing oregon trails for real. like putting things in a hat & people will pull out whether they live or die. and they die of fun things like typhoid, dysentary, or hunting accident.
All i learned in high school was how to sell drugs
Do the low cut shirt test. If he stares at your tits even in front of your brother, he's down.
I told my mom I had sex with him and even SHE was proud. Now that's saying something.
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So i forgot that my head is completely wrapped in gauze, and tried to do the "come hither" look. He think's i'm brain damaged
Seriously, I'm ready to settle for ugly and unemployed as long as he has decent hygene and likes to go down.
This is the most scared i've been of my hands since i did shrooms.
I had to find out that I peed in the box of baby clothes from my mom, who found out from my grandma. New low.
I told you I'm not going to the Phillies game until we're tripping balls
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You finished the fifth and then hid two dozen eggs around your apartment and declare that you would "quest for Jesus". Have fun questing today.
Spending the night with him made me realize that stupid people both irritate and fascinate me, so I'd say it equaled itself out.
I tried to help you up but you said "let me dance it off"
he went down on me while I ate Oreos. I don't know what caused the orgasm.
All I fucking want right now is a cheeseburger the size of my face
Sex was followed by homemade breadsticks. I waited till after the breadsticks were gone to tell her i had a gf.
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