I just found glitter on my vibrator... whatever we're doing has to stop
Worst PDA I've ever seen. She even licked the mustard off his mustach
And as far as being fat goes I just did like 20 minutes of p90x and now i'm eating frosting out of the container....
Just dont tell him. Tell him you colored your vagina for breast cancer awareness month. He will understand.
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she tried to handfeed me fritos while yelling "PENIS TRAIN"
If court goes my way we are flying to Vegas.
I would not be watching the debate if there wasn't drinking involved. Let's be honest.
You sucked a guys dick who's name was Chad and that wasn't a sign that it was a bad idea?!
Dude I sat in the corner of the party bobbing my head and singing danger zone
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I think you should just bang him and get it out of your system.
That's what you say about everyone.
How drunk do you guys plan on getting?
We wrote our addresses on our arms for the cab driver, what do you think?
I told ya. I'm super awesome at making things super awkward. I'm the Awkwardnator.
How do you explain to your kids that you met their mother well you were giving her a gynecological exam??
Whoever jacked off in MY pong room on the bean bag with your fucking googles pick up your fucking cum towel you gross disgusting fucks. I said NO MORE jacking off in that room. I swear I will empty it out if this is going to continue.
I came home in someone else's underwear this morning
Atleast you got a souvenir
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