I justed realized that the word 'turd" is present in saturday
I woke up this morning and thought "Im sure I've seen this house in a porno" and instantly googlemapped myself
i realized that the internet ruins the joy of a father passing down playboys to his son
I guess you don't realize how much twelve bags of chips are, until they're all over your floor.
She's a squirter....that makes up for lots of other annoying things
Making jello shots drunk, i apologize ahead of time if they are too strong Can't taste anything.
Sorry I forced you to take an adderall at 1am and then proceeded to dance to Lose Yourself outside of Qdoba.
look in the field by the highway and see if there is a high heel there. Or some Taco Bell bags.
eating on the run again ?
literally 50% of my time being 20 has involved my genitals thus far
Her parents are celebrating she found someone so well endowed.
Will there be champagne when they see the pay check?
Let's be honest, I've seen a decent amount of dicks in my life and very few of them have been worth all the trouble.
If I take one more surprise finger up the ass this week there will be hell to pay.
I'm trying to secure Christmas dick. Idgaf if he has strep or not.
Dammit. the window insulation sheets are too small for my windows. Yet again I am disappointed by size
They tried to get you to drink water and all you kept shouting was, "NO MORE LIQUIDS OF *ANY* KIND."
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