what happened last night??
everyone saw ******'s vagina
and that's just the beginning
we went to a bar last night, drank beer in plastic cups. I took pics w/a random kid i pulled into a photobooth & i have easy mac in my purse. I belong here.
And that's when I found out that Patrick wasn't in fact down with O.P.P.
he asked me out through an event invitation on facebook, the title read Romantic Dinner For 2
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We were fucking on his hammock and right as he came we flipped over. I landed on him, he landed on a pile of pinecones. We're done with nature sex.
Just think, this time last Cinco de Mayo you were holding me up and finding me passed out in the yard of that house.
I've done nothing but whore my gay ex bf out for the past 48 hours. It's getting weird.
Then you started screaming that this was the first time you did e and that you had a 4.8 gpa, that was right before you almost suffocated between that one girl's tits.
Red flag bro. Her only friends are barflys and a teen with a fake ID
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Could you imagine living in a city where bartenders are available by 1:30 AM
I'd have like 4 kids by now and at least one std
The only rule I'm making for myself tonight is to not drink out of the sink at the bar.
We put you in the box and you started to cry, that's how high you were.
good news, i've got tacos. bad news, kevin's in the ER. more good news, the tacos were free.
I'm pretty sure my therapist gave me the green light to fuck him.
Note to self: I can rip apart her vagina and she'll still cuddle with me, but if I steal her Chapstick she'll murder me !?
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