You were so trashed that when you dropped your fruit rollup on the floor, you just sat next to it and cried.
The iPad is going to make my porn collection SO much more glossier... thanks steve jobs.
We need to talk about our relationship.
I just won a bet involving 10 tequila shots. You've got about 3 minutes
Well you just missed the ten chi o pledges singing la bamba at our doorstep.
He was showing him the picture of the 40 year old woman he made out with in Florida, turns out Chris made out with the same woman.
Go her
my dad just paid them in porn...i no longer feel guilty for getting hammered and not helping
I don't know what was up he just kept sitting in his chair smoking weed and watching home movies all night it was weird as fuck.
So I feel like I should have had a going away party for your dick. Complete with balloons and cake. Yeahh that's right. I'm gonna miss it.
Okay so.. What's with me and guys who have more than 2 nipples
Might be using my graduation money to pay for an abortion.
I dunno, there's just something so\ncomforting about having his penis in my mouth.
He was only in jail for 4 hours before he was someone's prison wife
I just wrote my resume on the same park bench I got felt up at in freshman year of highschool... I've truly come full circle
Fucked a DJ on a jetski today... I love florriidaaa!
What's your fascination with fucking to the Lion King Soundtrack?
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