Your sister thinks she pees out of her clit. Did you have Sex Ed or Sunday School growing up?
I got to watch him fuck me from behind in the reflection of an ornament. so glad I decorated.
yup, got lost on my way to the final. maybe i should have gone to this class all semester
maddie and i have invented a community puke bowl. explanation later
scarred for life. way too high and witnessed some chick give a dude head on the dance floor
You distracted them by dancing on the stripper pole, I ripped the flag off the wall, stuffed it in my pants and we were out.
She has puke on the back of her shirt not quite sure how the hell she did that
So I'm trying to figure out if starting the day running around the quad in a black t-shirt and bikini w/ a drawn on mustache is a good way to start the day...
I thought i lost my bra, but when i went back to help clean it was hanging up on the wall
you were caressing the jar of pickles then you looked down and whispered to them "I want you inside me"
He did 5 five hand stand push ups and took off his shirt for a barbarian flex. Some girl took off her shirt and threw it at him
What's clit gel and why is it in my wallet.
You were drunkenly dancing with a statue you affectionately referred to as "The Captain." I wasn't going to deny your happiness.
One day he'll find out I do drugs and stop talking to me.
What will you do then?
Drugs, probably.
I just threw up on the way to class. Legit, on the sidewalk by psych building.
THAT WAS YOU? Psych prof just pointed out the window and said "that kids, is why you don't pregame before class"
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