I have no idea what her name is. I only remember putting my dick between her ass cheeks.
The question is do I invite my fuck buddy to my graduation party now that my girfriend found out about her?
don't trust your eyes. just sniff them. if they smell like axe, they are broke, move on to the next.
Hold on I'm doing something revolutionary that blossomed from a high idea
sending him nudies in gran's hospital bathroom. you?
Do you ever actually plan things? Or is it always drugs then whatever happens? I'm considering being worried about you
Pounded a bottle of Moscato in my underwear while watching Pretty Little Liars...am I really gonna be 30 next year?
But I REALLY want to hide my crazy for as long as possible with him so he'll date me.
your life is going to be an empowering working mom montage tomorrow to Katy P's ROAR... --are you living in a yoplaít comercial?
I just had a sex dream about orange juice, so there's that.
I don't particularly remember setting a firecracker off in my hand. No more tequila.
I have done everything sexualally imaginable with that umpalumpa
but if we have a President Trump come Tuesday, I might throw myself off the Walt Whitman Bridge so Thursday might not work for me after all.
I'm sexting at my family's 4th of July BBQ and I feel no shame....
I quit doing blow for him. If that doesn’t say “I’m in love with you and want to marry you” idk what does
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