So we were sitting in his back seat and he asked me if I practiced giving head. I mean really, who asks that?
Wedsnesdays are always enlightening. Tonights revealation: One should not smoke from something taller than their person.
If you liked it then you shoulda put your dick in it, oh uh uh oh
how the hell did we fit 12 drunk lesbians in your car?! I felt like we were playing lesbian tetris last night.
he doesnt exactly give off the "im mature enough to use my penis" vibe
I cant believe they held hands while getting simultaneous bjs
and lets be real... who can blow a middle school class's sunday school teacher and keep a straight face ever again? NOBODY.
Hah no, But it might feel like water boarding to my soul
was it wrong to tell him he's welcome in my pants any time?
It is not if she takes a guy home Karaoke night. It is how many.
It's days like today, when my bra and underwear match, that make me feel like I'm getting my life together...
I stopped him mid keg stand to show him how cute my bra was...
in fetal position in his closet not sure if he knows im here... hugging his spongebob cake pan i stole.... now please come find me..
He's on the porch naked. Help.
I’ve got full Covid immunity, blonde hair and great tits! I’m basically unstoppable
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