Call it a failed empirical study as to whether drugs would make her more interesting. or at least better in bed.
You know its bad when you're praying for a hangover just so you aren't still drunk at work anymore.
I hate to say it, but I think my pandora being Marvin Gaye love songs was the prime reason for the bj last night
my mom just asked me, concerned, if I swallowed.
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Two people in the coffee shop I'm at are on a date and talking about how acid has affected them and the girl just mentioned meth. Fuck studying, this just got interesting.
dude. you ripped the mardi gras beads off the girls neck and yelled she didnt deserve them..
A man in denim coveralls just shotgunned a beer on the dance floor
Yeah, it kinda sucks. But it was fun while it lasted. And honestly, his penis is way too big for my life.
Also I just learned you, Samantha, and I three-way made out at my Halloween party. News to me.
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Get the cougar, get the cougar, get the cougar. Act like an injured baby deer. She will either eat you alive or nurse you back to health either way its still sex.
Considering that your "hello" was replaced with "Fuck yo couch," I'm not surprised that you have a black eye.
I can feel the shame as I walk down your hallway.. good night
U just kept yelling her vagina wasn't a priority bc u had a bowl of cheerios calling your name
You smell like a steam boat captain.
Whatever your on right now, I want.
You know he wants it bad when he starts going door to door for condoms.
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