It really wasn't that bad. Well, it was pretty bad, but only in 3 second bursts.
We did face masks and fucked...he really isn't gay, what they say about europeans is just true
how are pickles made is in the google history again... why do you always wonder that, and forget the answer?
She gave me a bj in her parent's kitchen while I ate the rest of her mom's birthday cake. Fuck. Yes.
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Last time I sleep with a guy with a penchant to fragrance his dick. Every time I sit to pee, I get a whiff of Axe body spray.
I can already see the regret in her eyes. Amazing night. This city rules.
just texted my dealer that i could taste the blue but not the cheese. i said i could taste blue.
Nothing like having your house arrest ankle bracelet vibrate and take a moisture sample at the exact moment you're about to blow it in some chick...buzzkill
My mom just asked me if I can obtain a fake ID by thursday
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So are we just not going to talk about the time I came home to you jerking it in the kitchen?
The multiple male orgasm is a real thing. I've seen it. I've caused it. I called him a unicorn.
i will not be out-irished. not this night. if i don't wake up tomorrow handcuffed to a hospital bed, i have failed my ancestors.
Now that mom and dad sold the camper, do you think it's okay to talk about all the sex I had in it?
Your cousin just directly asked you for nudes
How am I supposed to buy weed and pancake mix when it's raining?
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