I vaguely remember telling people they were not trash cans
you never know, standards drop, they turn gay, shit happens.
Been drinkin since 3, wearing a tutu, how could things go wrong
bring the vodka.
i thought we were going to mcdonalds..?
we are.
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These pubs in Ireland act like hand jobs aren't the universal currency
He bought me shots at the bar as his way of of paying me back for Plan B
Not going to lie- I'm a little freaked out camping right now. This is one of those high activities you don't do by yourselves...or close to bears
Not my man #1 and if he likes it then he should put a title on it. Till then the gates of hell. Aka my vagina are open for entrance.
Wait is this black Chris #1, cocaine Chris, or gay Chris?
No this is saxophone Chris
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I successfully navigated a full, lengthy interaction with my dad in which he never asked me if I was freshly baked. 10 points.
The sun is out, the birds are chirping, I made some brownies, I'm not pregnant
This is literally what my 13-year old cousin said to me this morning.
This is like a walk of shame down memory lane.
Stop talking and go back to bed. You're in the kitchen in your underwear and slept in your car.
For a second I thought he was going to give me an intervention
You can't give interventions in a bar!
I look over and the both of you are naked, and he's eating chicken nuggets off the floor
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