i just want to meat her and do terribly wonderful things to her vagina...
Her "get-your-paper-done-early-blowjob" incentive is the thing that has successfully deterred my procrastination
I just hotboxed my laundry basket.
After she came with my hands around her neck, she sat there for a minute and gave me the scuba diving sign for a-ok.
Idk. I woke up marinating in beer on my beanbag. Idk what you mightve done.
Gosh, I don't even have that. Let alone someone to tie me up and whip me with Twizzlers.
He either works for the Irish Mob or I'm being Catfished
We turned on "find my friends" and watched her progress. Got concerned when she didn't move for an hour on Adelaide, turned out a booty call was made, then she went back to the bars.
I'm about to be a GTA V widow, he could at least throw me a bone. Literally.
10/10 would definitely still fuck you dressed as squirrel
falling asleep on a hardwood floor changes a person
Btw I'm playing passed out so you can get laid but obviously you need to take the offense just ask him if he wants to go to bed and leave a cigg on the counter
The dude we met that gave us weed sent me a video of his balls covering the sun like a solar eclipse
the fact that your 21st birthday is also new years eve is pretty much a death sentence
I had such a bad bruise on my knees from blowing him so much, he asked if he could sign it...
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